老    希    尔    德    布    朗   

 从    前    有    一    个    农    夫    和    他    的    老    婆   ， 村    里    的    牧    师    迷    恋    着    他    的    老    婆   ， 早    就    希    望    和    她    痛    痛    快    快    地    过    一    天   ， 农    夫    的    老    婆    也    有    此    意   。 一    天   ， 牧    师    对    农    妇    说   ：" 听    着   ， 我    的    朋    友   ， 我    想    出    一    招   ， 我    们    可    以    痛    痛    快    快    地    在    一    起    过    一    天   。 我    来    告    诉    你   ， 礼    拜    三    那    天   ， 你    必    须    躺    在    床    上    别    起    来   ， 告    诉    你    丈    夫    你    病    了   ， 使    劲    呻    吟   ， 就    跟    真    的    病    了    一    样   ， 你    一    直    得    装    病    装    到    礼    拜    天   ， 那    天    我    要    布    道   ， 在    布    道    中    我    会    说    无    论    谁    家    里    有    生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    的    病    人   ， 谁    就    要    去    意    大    利    的    高    克    利    山    朝    圣   ， 在    那    里    用    一    个    铜    板    买    一    配    克    的    桂    树    叶   ， 生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    的    病    人    马    上    就    能    药    到    病    除   ， 恢    复    健    康   。"

" 我    会    想    法    子    的   。" 农    妇    立    即    答    应   。 礼    拜    三    一    到   ， 农    妇    就    按    商    定    的    办    法    躺    在    床    上    大    声    地    呻    吟   ， 不    停    地    折    腾   ， 她    的    丈    夫    为    她    想    尽    了    办    法   ， 可    丝    毫    不    见    效   ， 礼    拜    天    到    了   ， 农    妇    嘱    咐   ：" 我    已    经    病    入    膏    肓   ， 来    日    不    多    了   ， 我    想    在    临    死    前    作    一    件    事   ， 就    是    聆    听    牧    师    今    天    的    布    道   。" 农    夫    闻    言    道   ：" 啊    哈   ， 我    的    宝    贝   ， 你    可    不    能    动   ， 如    果    你    起    来   ， 你    的    身    体    会    更    糟    糕    的   。 这    样    吧   ， 我    去    参    加    布    道   ， 我    会    仔    细    听    的   ， 然    后    把    牧    师    的    话    一    字    不    漏    地    告    诉    你   。"

" 那    好    啊   ，" 农    妇    说   ：" 去    吧   ， 用    心    听   ， 回    来    后    给    我    重    复    一    遍   。" 农    夫    去    听    布    道   ， 牧    师    讲    无    论    谁    家    里    有    生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    的    病    人   ， 谁    就    该    去    意    大    利    的    高    克    利    山    朝    圣   ， 在    那    里    用    一    个    铜    板    买    一    配    克    的    桂    树    叶   ， 生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    病    人    马    上    就    能    药    到    病    除   ， 恢    复    健    康   。 谁    要    去    朝    圣   ， 弥    撒    完    后    找    他   ， 他    会    提    供    装    桂    树    叶    的    口    袋    和    铜    板   。 听    完    牧    师    的    一    番    话   ， 最    高    兴    的    就    数    农    夫    了   ， 他    随    即    找    到    牧    师   ， 拿    到    装    桂    树    叶    的    口    袋    和    铜    板   。 事    情    办    妥    后   ， 他    就    往    家    走   ， 还    没    进    家    门    就    喊    道   ：" 哈    哈   ！ 亲    爱    的    老    婆   ， 现    在    你    简    直    就    跟    病    好    了    一    样   ！ 牧    师    在    布    道    中    说    无    论    谁    家    里    有    生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    病    人   ， 谁    就    要    去    意    大    利    的    高    克    利    山    朝    圣   ， 在    那    里    用    一    个    铜    板    买    一    配    克    的    桂    树    叶   ， 生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    病    人    马    上    就    会    药    到    病    除   ， 恢    复    健    康   ， 我    现    在    已    经    从    牧    师    那    儿    拿    到    口    袋    和    铜    板   ， 为    了    你    早    日    康    复   ， 我    这    就    起    程   。" 说    完    他    就    走    了   。 他    刚    刚    离    去   ， 牧    师    就    到    了   ， 牧    师    进    来    的    时    候   ， 农    妇    还    没    起    来   。

 放    下    这    一    对    暂    且    不    提   ， 先    去    看    看    农    夫   ， 他    步    履    如    飞   ， 分    秒    不    停   ， 为    了    早    到    高    克    利    山    心    急    如    焚   ， 半    路    上    遇    到    了    他    的    侃    山    老    友   。 他    的    侃    友    是    个    作    鸡    蛋    生    意    的   ， 他    刚    在    市    场    卖    完    鸡    蛋    出    来   。" 上    帝    保    佑   ，" 侃    友    问    道   ：" 你    这    么    着    急    是    上    哪    儿    去    呀   ？"" 感    谢    上    帝   ， 我    的    朋    友   ，" 农    夫    答   ：" 我    的    老    婆    生    病    了   ， 我    今    天    去    听    了    牧    师    的    布    道   ， 他    讲    无    论    谁    家    里    有    生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    病    人   ， 谁    就    要    去    意    大    利    的    高    克    利    山    朝    圣   ， 在    那    里    用    一    个    铜    板    买    一    配    克    的    桂    树    叶   ， 生    病    的    孩    子   、 生    病    的    丈    夫   、 生    病    的    老    婆   、 生    病    的    父    亲   、 生    病    的    母    亲   、 生    病    的    兄    弟    姐    妹    或    其    他    任    何    病    人    马    上    就    会    药    到    病    除   ， 恢    复    健    康   ， 我    已    经    从    牧    师    那    儿    拿    到    口    袋    和    铜    板   ， 现    在    去    朝    圣   。"" 听    着   ， 侃    友   ，" 鸡    蛋    贩    子    对    农    夫    说   ，" 你    是    真    的    傻    到    连    这    种    鬼    话    都    相    信    吗   ？ 你    知    道    那    意    味    什    么    吗   ？ 牧    师    想    和    你    老    婆    单    独    风    流    一    天   ， 不    愿    意    被    别    人    看    见   ， 所    以    他    编    造    了    个    借    口    把    你    支    开   。"

" 天    地    良    心   ！" 农    夫    叫    道   ：" 我    不    能    相    信    这    是    真    的   ！"" 过    来   ，" 侃    友    说   ：" 我    告    诉    你    怎    么    做   。 坐    进    我    的    鸡    蛋    筐    里   ， 我    把    你    背    回    家   ， 到    时    你    自    己    看    吧   。" 事    情    就    这    么    定    了   ， 侃    友    把    农    夫    放    到    筐    里   ， 背    着    他    往    家    走   。

 当    他    们    到    家    时   ， 啊    哈   ！ 这    里    可    真    是    热    闹    非    凡    呀   ！ 农    家    院    里    的    家    禽    几    乎    都    被    农    妇    杀    光    了   ， 她    还    烙    了    薄    饼   ， 牧    师    也    在    场   ， 他    随    身    带    着    提    琴   。 侃    友    敲    敲    门   ， 农    妇    问    道    是    谁   。" 是    我   ， 侃    友   ，" 鸡    蛋    贩    子    答    道   ，" 我    想    借    住    一    宿   。 鸡    蛋    在    市    场    上    没    卖    掉   ， 我    只    好    把    鸡    蛋    背    回    家   ， 天    已    经    黑    了   ， 而    且    鸡    蛋    太    沉   ， 我    实    在    背    不    动    啦   。"

" 可    真    是    的   ， 我    的    朋    友   ，" 农    妇    说   ：" 你    来    得    太    不    凑    巧    了   ， 可    是    你    已    经    到    了    这    儿   ， 没    办    法   。 进    来    吧   ， 坐    在    火    炉    边    上    的    板    凳    上    歇    歇    脚    吧   。" 然    后    她    把    侃    友    和    他    背    上    的    筐    子    安    置    到    火    炉    旁    边    的    板    凳    上   。 牧    师    和    农    妇    享    尽    风    流   ， 无    比    快    乐   ， 最    后   ， 牧    师    提    议   ：" 听    着   ， 我    亲    爱    的    朋    友   ， 你    的    歌    唱    得    很    好    听   ， 给    我    唱    首    歌    吧   。"" 噢   ，" 农    妇    说   ，" 我    现    在    唱    不    了   。 年    轻    的    时    候   ， 我    的    确    唱    得    不    错   ， 可    那    个    时    代    已    经    是    一    去    不    复    返    啦   。"

" 来    吧   ，" 牧    师    再    次    请    求   ，" 唱    首    情    歌   。"

 农    妇    不    再    坚    持   ， 她    开    始    唱    道   ：

" 意    大    利    有    座    山    叫    高    克    利   ，

 我    把    我    的    丈    夫    支    到    那    里   。"

 接    着    是    牧    师    唱   ：

" 我    希    望    他    离    去    一    年    不    回   ，

 桂    树    叶    口    袋    归    他    我    永    远    不    想   。

 哈    里    路    亚   。"

 这    时    在    后    房    的    侃    友    开    始    唱   （ 我    得    告    诉    你    那    农    夫    叫    希    尔    德    布    朗   ）， 侃    友    唱    到    道   ：

" 你    在    干    什    么   ， 我    亲    爱    的    希    尔    德    布    朗   ，

 你    准    备    在    火    炉    边    的    凳    子    上    呆    上    多    长   ？

 哈    里    路    亚   。"

 然    后    农    夫    在    筐    子    里    也    跟    着    唱   ：

" 今    天    我    唱    歌    是    气    不    打    一    处    来   ，

 在    这    筐    里    我    是    一    刻    也    不    想    呆   。

 哈    里    路    亚   。"

 一    边    唱   ， 他    一    边    从    筐    子    里    爬    了    出    来   ， 用    鞭    子    将    牧    师    抽    出    门    外   。

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